*it's lunchtime, and a hairless, tattooed man mercifully clad in a scant loincloth is swaggering into the Great Hall, smooth and alert and curious about everything around him -- his sense of smell isn't so keen in this form, but he can still smell the food ( Read more... )

[[Filtered to staff]]

I find that a number of my students have recently been late in submitting their homework. Surely they've had time to recover from last week's prank. Is there something affecting student welfare that I somehow don't know about?

And as for Ryuzaki's latest owled assignment.... Coffee stains!? Prompt and exquisite treatment of ( Read more... )

..Who left my closet office door open?? Somebody kindly close it at once!!!

[[Private]]

Oh, this is it. This is INTOLERABLE. The noise level near the Great Hall is disturbing at the best of times, but with people leaving that door open at all hours of the day or night? *impatient sigh* Soundproofing charm... a command word for the door.... just ( Read more... )

[[Private]]

No way outside.

The size of this castle... walls and rooms going on forever, or at least far enough to make all the difference. A murrain on this curse! *frets* But all is not yet lost. There's more than one way to skin a cat, if only metaphorically.

[[/private]]*stands in the back of the Great Hall, forbidding of mien and demeanor, ( Read more... )

*letters neatly printed, courtesy of a fresh transcription quill*

[[Private, 5% hackable]]Testing, testing... this appears to work after all ( Read more... )